Mad Zombiebaby

emmaxmaree:

I would like all of these.

No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.

Frederica Mathewes-Green

(via ovarian-fortitude)

atelierpinky:

das muss ich mal machen :D

atelierpinky:

das muss ich mal machen :D

Let's see how many marks we can get. Where are you guys from?
Add one mark to your state
Alabama:
Alaska:
Arizona: ||
Arkansas: ||
California: ||||||||||||||||||||
Colorado: |||
Connecticut: ||||
Delaware:
Florida Where we eat your face if you fuck with us: |||||||||||
Georgia: |||
Hawaii: |||
Idaho: I
Illinois: ||I\
Indiana: |
Iowa: |||
Kansas: |||
Kentucky: |||
Louisiana:
Maine: ||
Maryland: |||
Massachusetts: ||||
Michigan: |||||||
Minnesota: |
Mississippi:
Missouri: |
Montana: |
Nebraska:
Nevada: |
New Hampshire: |
New Jersey: |||
New Mexico:
New York: |||||
North Carolina: |||
North Dakota: |
Ohio: ||
Oklahoma:
Ontario: ||
Oregon: ||
Pennsylvania: ||
Rhode Island: ||
South Carolina:
South Dakota:
Tennessee: | <--- SEE. I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE
Texas: |||||||
Utah:
Vermont: ||| Population: 3. No malls, no stores, no food, we practically starve and eat snow.
Virginia: ||
Washington: | FOREVER ALONEEE...
West Virginia:
Wisconsin: |||
Wyoming:
I'm from Canada why did you only include states: ||||||||
I'm from the Caribbean what are you talking about: |
I'm from Italy and there's nothing to add: ||||
I'm from Serbia do you even know where that is: |
I'm from Britain the country which INVENTED America: ||||||||||||
I'm from Sweden where your IKEA furniture comes from: |||
I'm from New Zealand where the Hobbits are from: ||||||
I'm from Scotland where the Haggis are from: |||
I'm from Poland where vodka is from: ||||||||||||
I'm from Hungary, some calls it Narnia: ||||||
I'm from England, all we do is drink tea: |||||||||||||
I'm from Germany where... oh fuck it: ||||||||||
I'm from Portugal where the Nando's cockerel comes from: |||
I'm from Denmark can you spell Bacon: |
I'm from Spain, and it's not in Mexico: |
I'm from Venezuela, where your petroleum comes from: |
I'm from Wales where all the sheep come from: ||||
I'm from Australia where we play frisbee with fucking crocodiles: ||||
I'm from Israel- We ride Camels: |
I'm from Greece, γαμώ το κέρατο μου, δηλαδή!: |||||||||
I'm from Ukraine, yeah where is the Euro : |
I´m from motherfucking Slovakia, the land of jerks: |
I'm from the darkest void in space (Noctis): |
I'm from Gear Station, where CHOOCHOO MOTHERFUCKER: |||||
I'm from Asgard, where we're all gods n' shit: ||||
I'm from Brazil also known as The Land Where Monkeys Rule: |||
I'm from South Africa, 'nuff said: |
Dear Poland vodka is from Russia and thats where im from : |
I'm from Switzerland, where the best chocolate comes from: |
gatherernothunter:

So freaking cute (and vegan), can’t wait for christmas!

gatherernothunter:

So freaking cute (and vegan), can’t wait for christmas!

That awkward moment when you know a word in english, but seem to have forgotten it in your own language.

kaltspiegel:

Oder wenn einfach mal ein Ausdruck nicht wörtlich übersetzt werden kann.
“gib keinen Fick” klingt halt nicht so gut wie “don’t give a fuck”…

kaltspiegel:

Sand dunes with frozen carbon dioxide on Marsshiny *-*

kaltspiegel:

Sand dunes with frozen carbon dioxide on Mars

shiny *-*

misslucyandherleeches:

Emilie Autumn | Corset Appreciation Post

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